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“The bagels are terrible. …The city’s flat and ugly, and the air’s brown.”

PETE, love lettering Los Angeles, on Mad Men

Spoiler alert:

  • Don Draper ends up at Terminus where Will Gardner gets killed off after Ted’s kids tell him to date aunt Robin.

If CNN was a pregnancy test from last night’s Saturday Night Live.

(David Letterman) has been on the air my entire adult life. Late Night debuted my first year in college. I learned more from watching Dave than I did from going to my classes — especially the ones I did not go to because I had stayed up until 1:30 watching Dave.

This man has influenced every host that came after him, and even a few who came before him — he’s that good.

And I tell you — I do not envy whoever they try to put in that chair.

STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report

"The exciting news today is I no longer need a cable subscription for the privilege of watching Stephen Colbert. Our good friend Stephen Colbert will be heading to CBS to take over The Late Show from — for at least me — the best that ever was.”

— JON STEWART opened his show tonight with kind words for his former Daily Show correspondent.

"The exciting news today is I no longer need a cable subscription for the privilege of watching Stephen Colbert. Our good friend Stephen Colbert will be heading to CBS to take over The Late Show from — for at least me — the best that ever was.”

— JON STEWART opened his show tonight with kind words for his former Daily Show correspondent.

Corrections on “Fox & Friends.”

  • Game Of Thrones is not an adult version of musical chairs.
  • Malaysia is not the female version of Asia.
  • You cannot abbreviate the Supreme Court to spell SCROTUM.
  • Michael Strahan is not leaving to go be in Good Morning Vietnam.
  • Crimea is not related to Queen Latifah.
  • Pop Tarts do not cause “splosions.”
  • Boeing is a company.  Not a sound effect.
  • Pharrell is not a “stylish hand sanitizer.”
  • Chiclets do not grow up to be roosters.
  • Chris Christie was never in the show Three’s Company.
  • Life Savers aren’t medicine.
  • Captain Phillips is not a brand of rum.
  • Noah is not “found footage.”
  • Captain America was never a U.S. president.
  • The Periodic Table is not about “lady stuff.”
Thank God for Bobby Moynihan’s Brian Kilmeade.

Thank God for Bobby Moynihan’s Brian Kilmeade.

  • yours truly is enough of a musical theatre geek to appreciate when SNL pulls off a musical number and pulls it off well.