“The bagels are terrible. …The city’s flat and ugly, and the air’s brown.”
– PETE, love lettering Los Angeles, on Mad Men
If CNN was a pregnancy test from last night’s Saturday Night Live.
(David Letterman) has been on the air my entire adult life. Late Night debuted my first year in college. I learned more from watching Dave than I did from going to my classes — especially the ones I did not go to because I had stayed up until 1:30 watching Dave.
This man has influenced every host that came after him, and even a few who came before him — he’s that good.
And I tell you — I do not envy whoever they try to put in that chair.”
– STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report
"The exciting news today is I no longer need a cable subscription for the privilege of watching Stephen Colbert. Our good friend Stephen Colbert will be heading to CBS to take over The Late Show from — for at least me — the best that ever was.”
— JON STEWART opened his show tonight with kind words for his former Daily Show correspondent.
Thank God for Bobby Moynihan’s Brian Kilmeade.