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“I can’t imagine why any kid in Westchester would want to do anything other than go into Grand Central and shop at Apple and eat at Shake Shack.”

JEFFREY ROSEN, real estate director for the New York Metropolitan Transportation Authority, giddy with excitement over two of Grand Central Terminal’s soon-to-be-newest tenants, the Apple Store and Shake Shack.

Wow. This is easily the most obnoxious, elitist, clueless, and truly stupid creamed vomit of diarrhea nutshit sentence I will read all fucking year.

I really, truly hope Jeffrey Rosen goes and fucks himself.

(via the Wall St. Journal)