“I will not let this scandal define the state of New Jersey. Instead, New Jersey will continue to be defined by organized crime; no-show jobs; pizza; no-show jobs; a vague chemical smell; and ‘fuhgeddaboutit.’”
– NJ GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE, as played by Bobby Moynihan, on Saturday Night Live
Here’s four minutes worth of Saturday Night Live cast members breaking character.
Just shirt, no pants. Like Winnie the Pooh.
This was Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon turning away from the camera to avoid breaking character while Kenan broke character anyway.
Justin and Jimmy. Inevitable.
“Researchers at Brigham Young University are studying ways to prevent urine ‘splashback’ when men use the toilet. ‘Hurry up!’ said men in khakis.”
– SETH MEYERS, Weekend Update
"Speaker of the House John Boehner criticized President Obama’s attempt to repair the Affordable Care Act, saying ‘There’s no way to fix this." And statements like that are why he’s known as the Eeyore of Congress."
"I goofed up, eh?"
The Midnight Coterie of Sinister Intruders