(Photo of Bill Belichick arguing with officials over an unsportsmanlike conduct call that gave the New York Jets a 30-27 win over the New England Patriots on Sunday by Matthew Lee / The Boston Globe via Getty Images / ESPN)
PRO TIP: If you’re a professional football player and you’re gonna (allegedly) shoot and kill someone, don’t do this kind of selfie first, you asswipe. (Photo of former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez posing with a gun because that’s what gun nuts do via TMZ / The New York Post)
BLUE ENGLAND Defensive coordinator Matt Patricia, left, hugged defensive tackle Vince Wilfork Sunday, in Foxborough, Mass. during the New England Patriots 20-18 loss to the Arizona Cardinals. (Photo: Steven Senne / AP via The Wall Street Journal)
“There was a lot of news during the my break. Most of it was bad for handsome millionaires from Massachusetts.”
— STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report
“President Obama on Tuesday called New York Giants coach Tom Coughlin to congratulate him and the team for winning the Super Bowl. He tried to call the Patriots too, but the call was dropped.”
– SETH MEYERS, Weekend Update
CHIN UP Tom Brady of the New England Patriots heads off the field after losing to the New York Giants, 21-17 in Super Bowl XLVI. (Photo: Ezra Shaw / Getty Images via MSNBC.com)
Three rings. Five Super Bowls. His successes are unqualified even as his failures seem grand. Regardless of last night’s hard-fought result, Tom Brady’s got nothing to be ashamed of.
MEANWHILE IN THE KRAFT LUXURY BOX…
Sounds like he’s already declared a Super Bowl victory to me.