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If this is a guy whose religion forbids him from drinking alcohol, could you imagine what he’d say if he was shitfaced?

JON STEWART, reacting to Mitt Romney saying “If the Hispanic voting bloc becomes as committed to the Democrats as the African-American voting bloc has in the past, why we’re in trouble as a party — and I think as a nation,” on The Daily Show.

I wonder how he “clarifies” that remark.

— inothernews

(via election)

Open letter to Jon Stewart:

Last night, I counted no fewer than four fat jokes on your broadcast, in which you used derogatory terms for overweight people or otherwise referenced their body weight in a, well, not-so-nice manner.

I understand the need to mercilessly dress down the idiocy and idiots in Washington and throughout American politics: that’s what The Daily Show does best.  It’s why your show wins praise from liberals, disdain from conservatives, and oh yes, Emmys.

Perhaps part of me is just a little sensitive about this subject, being overweight myself.  But really, fat jokes — including calling people “fat pieces of shit” — have no place on your otherwise fine TV show.

You and your writers are smarter than that: your research staff is unequaled, and your producers are whip-smart and resourceful and clever and a whole bunch of other awesome adjectives.  Your audience, myself included, look to your show for unrivaled wit and insight on current events and thus don’t expect you to launch into spurts of ad hominem attacks.  Which, quite frankly, is what you did on four separate occasions last night.

There’s plenty of other reasons to dislike Chris Christie, as well as paparazzi on the street.  Go after their politics and go after their work practices — that’s completely understandable and in most cases deserved.

But going after people because they’re fat?

That’s well beneath you, sir.  And I think you know that too.

Thanks,

ION

There will be times when things just break badly for you. You won’t always live up to the expectations you have for yourself and that others have for you. It happens to all of us. And when it happens it can be tough, believe me. Let me just say on that point that people who say there’s no such thing as bad publicity have no idea what they’re talking about. There is definitely bad publicity. Being on the wrong end of a Jon Stewart monologue is bad publicity.

Solicitor general DONALD VERRILLI, JR., who was roundly criticized for his oral arguments at the Supreme Court in defense of the Affordable Care Act; the critiques were issued by the likes of CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin and Jon Stewart.

For what it’s worth, Toobin apologized yesterday.  I think Stewart perhaps owes him the same.

(via the New York Times)

Basically, the parameters for debate in the United States about Israel range all the way from ‘I unequivocally support them and might bomb Iran’ to ‘I unequivocally support them and will definitely bomb Iran!’

Although, to be fair, there are some prominent politicians willing to criticize the Israeli government, even willing to say stuff like ‘Israel is not about to be destroyed… With his crazy analogies, the Prime Minister is diverting attention from Iran to his fearmongering’; or ‘Netanyahu’s words on Iran sound like a calculated preparation for a reckless adventure’; or ‘Israel is making a mistake in its unwillingness to recognize a Palestinian state.’

Oh man, I’d love to play soundbites of those quotes for you… but they’re in Hebrew. ‘Cause they were said by members of the Israeli Knesset. Because apparently, in Israel, you are allowed to criticize Israel — and still hold public office.

JON STEWART, The Daily Show
America isn’t Nazi Germany. And the secret police aren’t coming for ya. Hell, the IRS isn’t even coming for ya. This government ‘hates’ religious organizations so much, it lets them keep $100 billion a year in offerings tax-free. Persecute my ass like that.
JON STEWART, on an assertion by a member of the Southern Baptist Convention — and other Christian leaders — that the government is persecuting organized religion in the same way Nazis took over Germany, on The Daily Show.

Dear Super PAC Super Members,

Hi there. I’m Jon. It looks like I’m running this thing now. All the details are in the press release below. Quick question: does anybody know where the key to the Super PAC bathroom is?

Thanks,

Jon Stewart
President Pro Tem
Americans For A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow

From a letter to contributors to the AMERICANS FOR A BETTER TOMORROW, TOMORROW SUPER PAC, which I got in my Inbox at exactly 12:03 AM today.

Heh.

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