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“We own the finish line!”

A defiant Vice President JOE BIDEN, at the end of remarks delivered during a memorial ceremony for the one-year anniversary of the Boston marathon bombings.

I am Joe Biden’s glass of water.
I went unsipped.
Ungulped.
Undrank.
I longed to feel the veep’s lips upon my coalesced, contained, fluidic self.
Alas, the moment never came.
I now await my fate:
to be poured into a drain,
never having been Bidened.
I sigh, wetly
and dream
to be drunk
by Joe.

I am Joe Biden’s glass of water.

I went unsipped.

Ungulped.

Undrank.

I longed to feel the veep’s lips upon my coalesced, contained, fluidic self.

Alas, the moment never came.

I now await my fate:

to be poured into a drain,

never having been Bidened.

I sigh, wetly

and dream

to be drunk

by Joe.

Morning News Read 1 November 2013.

(Photo of Rafael Cruz, father of GOP Senator Ted Cruz, probably saying something ignorant, racist and vile by Michael Ainsworth / Dallas Morning News)

Morning News Read 20 August 2013

New York City mayor Mike Bloomberg met with Vice president Joe Biden at City Hall on Thursday.  Earlier, the two were joined by families of the victims from Sandy Hook Elementary School in calling for members of Congress to take further action on gun control. “All those who say we can’t ban assault weapons, for all those who say politics is too hard, how can they say that?” asked Biden, who added “Take a look at those 20 babies” killed in Newtown. (Photo: Howard Wolfson / City Hall via Twitter / New York Daily News; caption via Daily News)

New York City mayor Mike Bloomberg met with Vice president Joe Biden at City Hall on Thursday.  Earlier, the two were joined by families of the victims from Sandy Hook Elementary School in calling for members of Congress to take further action on gun control. “All those who say we can’t ban assault weapons, for all those who say politics is too hard, how can they say that?” asked Biden, who added “Take a look at those 20 babies” killed in Newtown. (Photo: Howard Wolfson / City Hall via Twitter / New York Daily News; caption via Daily News)

  • And is it just me or are Biden’s pupils totally dilated?
Joe holds his glasses like the rest of us.

Joe holds his glasses like the rest of us.