MACHO LIBRE Mexican wrestler Blue Demon speaks on a phone as he arrives for Mexico’s President Felipe Calderon’s third annual state of the nation address in Mexico City. (Photo: Gregory Bull / AP via Time Magazine)
Noticed that the YouTube vid of McCain’s Letterman appearance was sponsored by… an anti-wrinkle cream? LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS!!!!1! And, more shamefully, AGEISM!!!!1!
Boy, the local Health Department’s getting a little overbearing, eh?
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THE SCHUMPERT MENU LINE FOR THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 4TH.
(First found by fellow Tumblr’er Destination: Excellence)
The outgoing message for the cafeteria at the Christus Schumpert Health System in Shreveport, Louisiana is detailed, to say the least. This is an MP3 of the voicemail for Thursday, September 4th. It starts with a gentleman saying “Good morning”, (cut off in this version, sorry) “thank you for calling… SchumpertMenuLine.“ He then intones this affirmation: “When you think that you can (can’t?) make it, remember that you are bad, blessed and delivered. Amen.“ The man then lays out the day’s menu: “Beef enchiladas and roast turkey breast… French-cut green beans… rice pilaf and gravy.” And just wait till you hear what’s available at the “Inspiration Station.” It sounds… absolutely divine.
This really is a delight, and we hope to be able to enjoy the SchumpertMenuLine for years to come. Call and hear it for yourself (before they turn the darn thing off - INTERNETS, CURSE YOU!!!) by dialing 318-681-4564.
