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“I think that when the anchor of a leading cable news show uses––quite frankly––sexist, personally offensive language that I actually don’t think they would ever use about a man, against the person that shares this podium with me, I think I have an obligation and I think it’s important to step up and say that’s not okay.”

U.S. State Department spokesperson MARIE HARF, reacting to Fox “News” blowhard Bill O’Reilly calling Harf’s fellow flack Jen Psaki “out of her depth.”

Unsurprisingly, O’Reilly continues to be a penis about it.

(via Mediaite)

“Unfortunately for liberals there is no racism in America. There’s more cholera in America than there is racism.”

Fox “News” commentator ANN COULTER

(via The Daily Show)

“Thanks to (Sean Hannity’s) nonstop, supportive coverage of (Cliven) Bundy, now when anyone thinks of folks who have insight into ‘the Negro,’ they’ll think of Sean Hannity. I mean, these two go together like Ku and Klux.”

STEPHEN COLBERT, re: this and this, on The Colbert Report

“I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Negro,” he said. Mr. Bundy recalled driving past a public-housing project in North Las Vegas, “and in front of that government house the door was usually open and the older people and the kids — and there is always at least a half a dozen people sitting on the porch — they didn’t have nothing to do. They didn’t have nothing for their kids to do. They didn’t have nothing for their young girls to do.

“And because they were basically on government subsidy, so now what do they do?” he asked. “They abort their young children, they put their young men in jail, because they never learned how to pick cotton. And I’ve often wondered, are they better off as slaves, picking cotton and having a family life and doing things, or are they better off under government subsidy? They didn’t get no more freedom. They got less freedom.”

CLIVEN BUNDY, hero to Sean Hannity and conservatives everywhere.

Way to pick your heroes, Republicans!

(via the New York Times)

"It’s how (Fox News) covers the Affordable Care Act — with a fair and balanced mashup of Obamacare, contagion, and The Walking Dead credits.”

— AL MADRIGAL, The Daily Show

Corrections on “Fox & Friends.”

  • Game Of Thrones is not an adult version of musical chairs.
  • Malaysia is not the female version of Asia.
  • You cannot abbreviate the Supreme Court to spell SCROTUM.
  • Michael Strahan is not leaving to go be in Good Morning Vietnam.
  • Crimea is not related to Queen Latifah.
  • Pop Tarts do not cause “splosions.”
  • Boeing is a company.  Not a sound effect.
  • Pharrell is not a “stylish hand sanitizer.”
  • Chiclets do not grow up to be roosters.
  • Chris Christie was never in the show Three’s Company.
  • Life Savers aren’t medicine.
  • Captain Phillips is not a brand of rum.
  • Noah is not “found footage.”
  • Captain America was never a U.S. president.
  • The Periodic Table is not about “lady stuff.”