Setting up for the NFL Draft at Radio City tonight and it’s ruining my morning commute.
Tracks
Here’s Rutgers’ uniforms for their football spring game, representing the 90 towns affected by Hurricane Sandy.
Wonderful.
New York's Attorney General has asked the NFL to end the practice -- reportedly conducted by its teams -- of questioning prospects about their sexual orientation.
I didn’t know the NFL employed Jesus H. Christ.
Now Ray Lewis has as many Super Bowl rings as murder indictments.
STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report.
Yep. Again.
EVERMORE Ravens defensive back Chykie Brown celebrates after Baltimore defeated the San Francisco 49ers, 34-31, during Super Bowl XLVIIVXXXMMMCCCCDDIIIXVXXXXVIIII. (Photo: Charlie Riedel / AP via The Telegraph)
Ahem: Brown (l.), Rice.
“I love you. I want to rip your head off. Also what is up with your testicle?”
WE’RE GOING TO DINNER! WE’RE GOING TO DINNER HERE!
San Francisco 49ers quarterback COLIN KAEPERNICK, calling an audible.
God I hope I heard that right.
BTW
I like how everyone won’t STFU about how c-c-cold next year’s Super Bowl is gonna be but ask those same people to talk about concussions and what’s a concussion?
MAN FRANCISCO The San Francisco 49ers posed for a team photo during a Super Bowl media day event in New Orleans Tuesday. (Photo: Gerald Herbert / AP via The Wall Street Journal)
Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco calls idea of playing Super Bowl in New Jersey "retarded." Because Joe Flacco is a fucking dicksmack.
Ouch.
Members of the Kansas City Chiefs football team huddle before heading onto the field at Arrowhead Stadium to take on the Carolina Panthers on Sunday. Teammate Jovan Belcher killed his girlfriend before going to the stadium and fatally shooting himself on Saturday. A moment of silence for victims of domestic violence was held before the game. (Photo: Jamie Squire / Getty Images via Sports Illustrated)
CHANCE OF SHOWERS The sprinklers go off as the Miami Dolphins play against the Seattle Seahawks at Sun Life Stadium in Miami Gardens on Sunday. The Dolphins won, 24-21. (Photo: Marc Serota via NBC News)
Let’s say that I’m a bigger baseball fan than I’ll ever be a football fan. Because it’s true.
But I do root for both New York teams — the Giants more so — and God damn, what a fucking pass; what a fucking catch; and what a fucking win the Giants had over Washington yesterday.
