CSI Grissom might remark on the voids toward the middle on either side of a splatter pattern, consistent with the shattered jar’s label remaining intact on impact while both ends burst open.
Judging by the pattern, the jar, Grissom surmises, fell from a height of no more than four feet: since the jar appears to have landed on its side, the container was probably being carried by the subject, as opposed to it being accidentally knocked over. And judging by the viscosity of the sauce - notice that none of it is dried to the floor - this probably happened within the last six to eight hours.
Grissom also says this: “Way to not skimp on the labels, Walnut Acres Organic Farms.”
via bagcoffee:(via huge)
Okay, I’ve seen many Star Wars fans get dressed up, but… I’ve never seen Mrs. Darth Vader. (via plannine)
Boy, the local Health Department’s getting a little overbearing, eh?
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