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“'Gangnam Style' is poised to surpass 'Call Me Maybe' on You Tube as the song most likely to rouse Cthulhu from his ancient slumber.”

CONAN O’BRIEN

At first I was like, “Why did Conan’s people tag this with ‘Egypt’?  Then I realized ohhhhhhhh, riiiiiiight."  Mubarak, you idiot.

At first I was like, “Why did Conan’s people tag this with ‘Egypt’?  Then I realized ohhhhhhhh, riiiiiiight."  Mubarak, you idiot.

Conan as superhero, by the fine folks at the Cartoon Network.

Conan as superhero, by the fine folks at the Cartoon Network.

Some lucky fan got Conan to wear her homemade fake Conan beard on tonight’s show.

Some lucky fan got Conan to wear her homemade fake Conan beard on tonight’s show.

thedailywhat:

In Case You Missed It of the Day: Conan O’Brien opened last night’s premiere episode of his new late-night talk show Conan with a recap of what he’s been up to since being unceremoniously booted from The Tonight Show.

[tbs.]

“A lot’s happened in the news since I went off the air, and I wanted to cover it all in one joke… Then I realized that’s like trying to keep an Icelandic volcano from wearing Lady Gaga’s meat dress while a trapped Chilean miner cleans up the BP oil spill—comma Brett Favre’s penis.”

CONAN O’BRIEN

“I’m happy to report, right now, that we’re already number one in TBS’s key demographic: people who can’t afford HBO.”

CONAN O’BRIEN

“Welcome to my second annual first show. I know what you guys are thinking: ‘Hey—it’s the guy from Twitter.’”

CONAN O’BRIEN, opening his first monologue on his new TBS show, Conan.