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“I’m happy to be here.  Gatorade.  We’ll run the plays we need to.  Gatorade.  I think Tom Brady will do fine.  Gatorade.  I don’t care one way or the other about Eli Manning.  Gatorade.  Yes I have a pulse.  Gatorade.  I’ll shake Tom Coughlin’s hand regardless of what happens.  Gatorade.  Fourth, fifth Super Bowl, irrelevant.  Gatorade.  We’re indoors, I probably won’t wear a hoodie.  Gatorade.  I just pooped my pants.  Gatorade.”

(Photo of New England Patriots head coach and all-around bag of fun Bill Belichick by Corey Sipkin / The New York Daily News)

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