- Kid rides trike outside house in Bakersfield, CA.
- Dog — reportedly belonging to a neighbor — sees the kid.
- Dog sneaks up on kid and bites him on ankle, knocking him off the tricycle.
- THE CAT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND KNOCKS THE DOG ON ITS ASS AND CHASES THE MOTHERFUCKING DOG AWAY, SAVING THE CHILD’S LIFE.
- Kid is (hopefully) okay, suffering several contusions.
- Cat is hero, will probably have life story optioned by Marvel Studios.
ACORN VORTEX A fox squirrel forages for food in snow-covered Indiana. (Photo: Walter Szymanski / Hotspot Media via The Telegraph)
PUPPY VORTEX A person posed a dog next to a statue of a lion outside the New York Public Library for a photo in New York on Tuesday. (Photo: Timothy Clary / AFP-Getty via The Wall Street Journal)
Penguins are seen walking among resting elephant seals on South Georgia Island in the South Atlantic Ocean. (Photo: Yva Momatiuk / Solent Pictures via The Telegraph)
Animals. They’re just like us. (Photo of a dog tripping on the shores of Uzundere Lake in Turkey by Suleyman Oguz / Caters News via The Telegraph)
A snowy owl, typically found in Canada and the Arctic region, makes an appearance at Little Talbot Island State Park in Jacksonville, Florida as freezing weather continues to grip the U.S. It is only the third-ever confirmed sighting of a snowy owl in Florida. (Photo: Graham McGeorge / Caters News via The Telegraph)
DOGGONE GOOD Cecil Williams pets his guide dog, Orlando, in his hospital bed following a fall onto subway tracks in Manhattan on Tuesday. The 61-year-old Williams, who is blind, says he fainted while Orlando tried to save him from falling. Both miraculously escaped without serious injury. (Photo: John Minchillo / AP via The Telegraph)
Guide dogs are the best dogs.
GOES SWIMMINGLY A three-month-old Sumatran tiger cub named Bandar shows his displeasure after being dunked in the tiger exhibit moat for a swim reliability test at the National Zoo in Washington. FYI, Bandar passed and will now be allowed to roam through his enclosure. (Photo: Manuel Balce Ceneta / AP via The Telegraph)
FREEZE OF ACCESS A penguin dives into freezing water from a giant iceberg near the Petermann Island, Antarctica. (Pnoto: Justin Hofman / Solent News & Photo Agency via The Telegraph)
I think this flock of starlings in Gretna, Scotland is trying to tell us something.
(Photo: Fiona Exon / Caters via The Telegraph)
Morning News Read 23 October 2013.
A red squirrel darts along a stone wall in Kielder Forest, Northumberland, England. (Photo: Owen Humphreys / PA via The Telegraph)
A young emperor penguin appears to point thataway on Snow Hill Island, Antarctica. (Photo: Jan Vermeer / Minden Pictures / Solent News via The Telegraph)
For all the shit Florida’s put us through lately, here’s some karma.
ARF-TUNG A man rides with his dog through Berlin on Wednesday. (Photo: Markus Schreiber / AP via The Guardian)