"Okay… okay… lefty loose-y, righty, um, flighty? Mighty? Sighty? Brighty? Fighty? Skyty? Writey? Heighty? Whitey? Righty whitey. That sounds correct."
(Photo of a burrowing owlet that appears to be wondering how to turn on the water in Cape Coral, Florida by Megan Lorenz / Rex Features via the Telegraph)