The stock markets will close seven million points lower.
America will slide further into the economic abyss because it’s such an insolvent country that totally deserved a credit rating downgrade issued by three no-name fartfuckers who apparently just learned about a little thing called “politics” sometime last week and, like the student who wrote book reports based on the movie based on the book, wrote a book report on America’s creditworthiness based on the movie based on the book — written by Republicans.
It should make me miserable, but somehow, starting the Monday with the way you have broken bad news is refreshing and liberating!! I’ll put away my 9am martini…life goes on. However, the Giants will win the World Series.