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This fucking idiot is Arizona resident Keith Carmickle, standing on a bar table at Chase Field in Phoenix, hoping for a souvenir during the 2011 Home Run Derby. Fucking idiot Keith Carmickle — who is a fucking idiot — then fell over the railing like a fucking idiot while trying to catch a home run ball like a fucking idiot. Only the quick reflexes of his family, friends and fans prevented him from falling 20 feet or so to the ground, like a fucking idiot.  He was pulled back behind the railing. This stupid, fucking idiot lived to tell his tale. (Photos: Michael Chow / AP [top] and David Kadlubowski / AP [bottom] via the New York Daily News)
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This fucking idiot is Arizona resident Keith Carmickle, standing on a bar table at Chase Field in Phoenix, hoping for a souvenir during the 2011 Home Run Derby.

Fucking idiot Keith Carmickle — who is a fucking idiot — then fell over the railing like a fucking idiot while trying to catch a home run ball like a fucking idiot.


Only the quick reflexes of his family, friends and fans prevented him from falling 20 feet or so to the ground, like a fucking idiot.  He was pulled back behind the railing.

This stupid, fucking idiot lived to tell his tale.

(Photos: Michael Chow / AP [top] and David Kadlubowski / AP [bottom] via the New York Daily News)

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  1. yumichris24 reblogged this from howimetyourpadre
  2. buriedinblack reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    This had the potential to be a great Darwin Award winner.
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  8. r9eef reblogged this from aprilosas and added:
    the cameraman at the right LOL
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  11. jemappellejamie reblogged this from sunshinerer and added:
    oh my god when i saw this i was pissed…what an ass…honestly
  12. nillsc reblogged this from robee and added:
    ^
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  14. houseoforange said: Thank you for calling him a fucking idiot. No, I’m not being facetious. I mean it.
  15. tokenindianchild reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    fuckin’ idiot
  16. itselzoido reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Guess he didn’t hear about the man who fucking died from doing the same thing at a Rangers game recently. This dude is...
  17. cointel-pro said: either you’re really angry at the fact that this “fucking idiot” got to be there or you really truly believe he is a fucking idiot.
  18. raggedywisdom reblogged this from mercurypdx and added:
    I love baseball more than the average person and I’d love to catch a home run or foul ball, but I’ve never once felt so...
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