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I am Joe Biden’s glass of water.
I went unsipped.
Ungulped.
Undrank.
I longed to feel the veep’s lips upon my coalesced, contained, fluidic self.
Alas, the moment never came.
I now await my fate:
to be poured into a drain,
never having been Bidened.
I sigh, wetly
and dream
to be drunk
by Joe.

I am Joe Biden’s glass of water.

I went unsipped.

Ungulped.

Undrank.

I longed to feel the veep’s lips upon my coalesced, contained, fluidic self.

Alas, the moment never came.

I now await my fate:

to be poured into a drain,

never having been Bidened.

I sigh, wetly

and dream

to be drunk

by Joe.