"SEAL Team Six, okay? I don’t want to jinx anything, but I think this mission (to kill bin Laden) has got to push them into the top five. Now I wish I could show you a picture of these Abbottabadasses, but their identities are classified. So I’m just gonna guess it’s Rambo, John McClain, Master Chief, the Batman, Vin Diesel, Lara Croft, and let’s say Kung Fu Panda."
— STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report