“If any other organization had done anything close to what the Church is being accused of, they’d be done! The Church is barely showing any contrition - for God’s sakes, look how sorry Domino’s was just for their shitty pizza! They had a bad sauce recipe, (and) they’ve been out there nonstop - ‘Oh, we’re so sorry. Here, have some Crazy Bread!’”
– JON STEWART, on the Catholic Church playing down the Pope’s apparent inaction on sexual abuse allegations by some priests, on The Daily Show.