SOCCER SCAR: Swiss footballer soccer player Loris Benito successfully catches a pine marten — a type of weasel — that had run onto the field during a match in Zurn, Switzerland. Unfortunately, the pine marten then successfully bit Benito as he tried to wrestle the weasel to the ground. FWIW, Benito’s team won, 4-0, and the marten said Benito “tasted like Toblerone.” (Photos: Marcel Bieri / Keystone via AP / Winnipeg Free Press [top] and USA Today [bottom])