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Bankers are even dicks to each other.

  • MIKE MAYO, ANALYST: I think what I hear UBS saying in their presentations is if I'm an affluent customer, I'll feel better going to UBS to save on a 13 percent capital ratio than another big bank with a ten percent capital ratio. Would you agree or disagree?
  • JAMIE DIMON, CEO, JP MORGAN CHASE: So you would go to UBS and not JP Morgan?
  • MAYO: I didn't say that: that's their argument.
  • DIMON: That's why I'm richer than you.