Bankers are even dicks to each other.
- MIKE MAYO, ANALYST: I think what I hear UBS saying in their presentations is if I'm an affluent customer, I'll feel better going to UBS to save on a 13 percent capital ratio than another big bank with a ten percent capital ratio. Would you agree or disagree?
- JAMIE DIMON, CEO, JP MORGAN CHASE: So you would go to UBS and not JP Morgan?
- MAYO: I didn't say that: that's their argument.
- DIMON: That's why I'm richer than you.