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Balloons carried gun away in Red Lobster executive's 'CSI'-like suicide

riotrepublic:

livejamie:

Take that guy-who-cut-off-his-own-head-with-a-chainsaw!

Ha.
Haha.
Hahahahahahaha.
Darwin award for faking your own murder?

In one CSI ep, the victim fakes his own murder by tying his gun to an elastic band attached to the inside of his chimney.  He shoots himself; the gun goes whoooosh up the chimney, et voila - apparent homicide!

Fact is sometimes stranger than fiction, which was stranger than fact at one point.

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    copycat candidates: Make sure you buy a fuckload
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    In one CSI ep, the victim fakes his own murder by tying his gun to an elastic band attached to the inside of his...
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    Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahaha. Darwin award for faking your own murder?
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    I dunno. This would have been cool and clever if we’d heard about it before the chainsaw decapitation suicide, but now...
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