aatombomb:

Perfect post is perfect.

MATT:  You know who’s fault this is, right?

JORDAN:  Matt —

DANNY:  Are we still blaming Lorne Michaels?

HARRIET:  What does he have to do with this?

MATT:  Oh, God.

HARRIET:  Did you just take His name in vain?

SIMON (to Harriet):   Did you just pronounce the capital “H”?

JACK:  Of course she did.  Jesus freaks.  (Pops a peanut and leaves.)

MATT:  All right, enough.  We have a show…

DANNY:  …to produce.

JORDAN:  After all these years, still finishing each other’s sentences.  Predictable.

HARRIET:  So you’re not cutting the atheist sketch?

SIMON:  I thought we settled that in the pilot.

LORNE MICHAELS:  We did.

LIZ LEMON:  And you’re all fired!  (Awkward pause.)  Blerg?

(Source: cracked)