25 February 2010
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Okay, I’m DVR’ing the healthcare summit - AKA “Yalta Conference 2010” - so I can get some work done. In the meantime, please enjoy these new euphemisms for “Snowrricane” and “Snowmaggedon” that we just came up with.
- Oh my God, that’s a lot of fucking snow.
- Seriously, what the fuck is it with all of this fucking snow?
- Jesus H. Christ, it’s like God is mad at us.
- Where is my fucking car?
- Fuck me, the snowplows walled me into my driveway / parking spot.
- Oh God, if I get trapped in this shit, Imma gonna die. I better stay home today.
- Fuck me, they’re sold out of shovels!
- Fuck me, they’re sold out of rock salt!
- Fuck me, there’s nothing but Obama’s healthcare summit and / or the fourth hour of The Today Show on TV!
- Chan Snow Park.
