Here we go.
Hours from now, a whole contingent of crazy people on the Internet will emerge convinced that Obama is not the real President (because this was obviously staged just like the moon landing was, and Democrats stuff ballot-boxes, etc. and so on).
THAT’S NOT EVEN A REAL PAINTING BEHIND HIM, AND EVEN IF IT WAS IT’S PROBABLY OF STALIN OR SOMETHING. AND WHY DO THE LIBERAL MEDIA INSIST ON NOT SHOWING THE ENTIRE FLAG? WHY DO THEY HATE AMERICA AS MUCH AS OBAMA DOES? Though I do like Michelle’s hair, OMG, it looks fabulous! AND WHY ARE THEY HOLDING THE CURTAINS BACK??? WHAT DO THEY KNOW AND WHEN DID THEY KNOW IT??? AND THAT’S NOT EVEN A BIBLE, THAT’S HIS MUSLIM SCHOOL BOOK REPORT ABOUT THE QUR’AN, QUICK EVERYBODY WHERE’S MY FREEDOM???!!!