Excerpt from Oprah's interview with Lance Armstrong.
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OPRAH:
Let's start with, well, what's your favorite candy?
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LANCE:
Kit Kat.
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OPRAH:
Kit Kat? Really?
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LANCE:
No. It's Butterfinger.
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OPRAH:
You're sure?
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LANCE:
Yes. Yes. I'm sorry I said Kit Kat.
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OPRAH:
You said it was Kit Kat when I interviewed you, oh, I don't know, five years ago?
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LANCE:
Yes. I told people I liked Kit Kat for seven years in a row at one point.
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OPRAH:
Seven years.
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LANCE:
Yes. When I was wearing yellow jerseys in France. People kept insisting I didn't like Kit Kat. And I kept saying I liked Kit Kat. I was like, I enjoy Kit Kat, all that chocolate and wafers and shit, and the God-damned fucking jingle, motherfuck that fucking piece of shit jingle. The French didn't believe it for a fucking second. So I was like, "royale with cheese, motherfuckers, I like Kit Kat!" And they told me to eat merde and shit. Fuck. I can say all this on your show, right?
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OPRAH:
No one's fucking watching anyway. We're on like channel 31,429 or something like that.
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LANCE:
Okay, good. I also said I liked Kit Kat at the 2000 Olympics.
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OPRAH:
In fact, you liked Butterfinger --
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LANCE:
Yes.
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OPRAH:
-- during the 2000 Olympics.
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LANCE:
Yes.
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OPRAH:
Is your last name even "Armstrong"?
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LANCE:
Yes.
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OPRAH:
Really?
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LANCE:
No.
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OPRAH:
No. It's not Armstrong.
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LANCE:
No. It's "Bass."
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OPRAH:
Lance... Bass?
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LANCE:
Yes.
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OPRAH:
Your name is Lance Bass.
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LANCE:
And I like Butterfingers, yes.
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OPRAH:
Motherfucker.
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LANCE:
Yes. Motherfucker.
