“I already did my coming out a thousand years ago, in the Stone Age. Those very quaint days when a fragile young girl would open up to friends and family and co-workers then gradually to everyone that knew her, everyone she actually met. But now apparently I’m told that every celebrity is to honor the details of their private life with a press conference, a fragrance and a primetime reality show.
If you had been a public figure from the time that you were a toddler … then maybe you too might value privacy above all else. I have given everything up there from the time I was three years old. That’s reality show enough, do you think?”