“Obama expects you to shell out almost three extra nickels for this hot turd pie? Fuck that — eat the nickels! You have your dignity!
…Now don’t get me wrong, folks: I believe every human being has a fundamental right to affordable healthcare. But at what price? There has to be a line that we do not cross — and it’s 14 cents!”
– STEPHEN COLBERT, responding to Papa John’s CEO John Schnatter’s claim that “Obamacare… will cost 11 to 14 cents (more) per pizza,” on The Colbert Report.