"Hey listen George, thanks for coming. Could you do me a solid? Would you mind telling your Republican friends that I finished fighting the wars you started and that yes, I’m still trying to undo the economic damage wrought by your dizzyingly daft dependence on tax breaks for the rich? I know you don’t think Mitt Romney’s a real conservative anyway. Oh also tell your dad he’s got some ridiculous socks. Trust me on that. Kthxbai."