“You may not realize this, but the Catholic Church actually offers health plans that cover Viagra — a.k.a. (the) ‘boner pill.’ …I’m guessing that that doesn’t ‘rape the soul.’ That some of your employees, I guess, are getting that subsidized Viagra. And I guess that some of them are single, unmarried men. What do you think they’re doing with their erections? Seriously, we’d love to know. Send your responses to Brian Williams, care of NBC Nightly News.”
— JON STEWART, responding to a Church spokesman’s charge that forcing religious institutions to provide contraceptive care is akin to “soul rape,” on The Daily Show
