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28 January 2012
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via joshsternberg

joshsternberg:

I blame it on the tourists. Isn’t that what New Yorkers are supposed to do, blame everything on the tourists?

Don’t fly with me,

don’t fly, don’t fly away.

If you can use

some exotic cruise —

we will be sure you’re delayed!

Don’t fly with me,

don’t fly, don’t fly away…

  1. masterpieceinchaos reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    I’m willing to bet you it’s not New Yorkers’ fault but those idiot tourists.
  2. mimorena reblogged this from inothernews
  3. girlwiththepurplehoodie reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    I prefer to blame it on the Philly airport. That place is like a death trap. Once you’re there you can never leave and...
  4. godofsmallthings reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    THIS IS WHY I REFUSE TO FLY INTO ANY NEW YORK AREA AIRPORT. I’ve been grounded for wind, stuck there sleeping in the...
  5. apoplecticskeptic said: Highest compliment paid to me and ThaKate while in NYC? Being asked for directions in midtown, and being told we don’t look like tourists. :)
  6. notnadia reblogged this from joshsternberg and added:
    A couple of years ago when...was delayed flying out of Philadelphia because of bad...
  7. inothernews reblogged this from joshsternberg and added:
    Don’t fly with me, don’t fly, don’t fly away. If you can use some exotic cruise — we will be sure you’re delayed! Don’t...
  8. joshsternberg posted this