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"Arrested Development"

  • MICHAEL (to contractors): How would you and some of your friends like to help us teach Mr. Bluth a lesson? Maybe pose as Colombians?
  • EBLIN: But we're Guatemalan. Won't he know the difference?
  • MICHAEL: I think anything south of San Diego will be just fine.
  • EBLIN (realizing, then pointing to co-worker): Orlando was in the Groundlings!
  • ORLANDO: Just classes. (Beat.) Is it cool to be unscripted, like "Curb..."?