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Other “Exclusives” That Fox “News” Will Report About the Occupy Wall Street Movement:

1. Occupy Wall Street is probably not an American citizen and cannot produce a birth certificate. We don’t know, ask Rick Perry.
2. Occupy Wall Street wants to help prostitutes and their pimps.
3. Occupy Wall Street loves to have abortions.
4. Occupy Wall Street performs abortions.
5. Occupy Wall Street performs government-funded abortions.
6. Occupy Wall Street is really a death panel.
7. Occupy Wall Street uses taxpayer money to put on left-leaning shows like “Fresh Air” and “All Things Considered” and considers the soft lilt in Terry Gross’s voice as one of their most destructive, mind-controlling weapons.
8. Occupy Wall Street is related to Fannie & Freddie.
9. Occupy Wall Street is a form of socialized medicine and again loves loves loves performing government-funded abortions.
10. President Obama will name Occupy Wall Street as his Vice president during his second term.
11. Occupy Wall Street wants to take away your guns and shoot your freedom and liberty to death.
12. Occupy Wall Street is a pinhead, not a patriot.
13. Occupy Wall Street is the face of shariah law.
14. Occupy Wall Street wants reasonable government regulations to ensure that a repeat of the 2008 banking collapse, decimation of the housing market, and subsequent recession affecting tens of millions of Americans never happens again.
15. Occupy Wall Street DID ask and DID tell and now there are gay U.S. soliders running around battlefields everywhere killing and maiming terrorists just like straight soldiers do.
16. Occupy Wall Street wants everyone to be able to marry anyone they want to marry.
17. Occupy Wall Street wants to legislate from the bench.
18. Occupy Wall Street loves “states’ lefts” and not “states’ rights.”
19. Occupy Wall Street is a Muslim.  And a Democrat!  EWWWWWW.
20. Did we mention Occupy Wall Street does abortions?