SARKOZY: Monsieur Bloomberg, do you like the statue my country has donated to you? I apologize for the patina on the copper, but it looks better, no? Also, the people in the state over there (points to New Jersey), they say this statue, it belongs to them, non non non! Your parents did not come to America to go to nouveau Jersey, non non non! They came here to go to New York, the shopping, the streets paved with, how you say, with gold, 1600 dollars an ounce, oui oui oui! There are no gold streets in nouveau Jersey, only the Situation, and Snooki, Snooki is my favorite nom de plume, my rendezvous, my tete-a-tete, my vis-a-vis, my Terre Haute, my Coeur D’Alene, my Jean-Luc Picard! (Catching himself.) Oh I’m sorry, where were we? Oh yes, of course — we are in Nouveau York, oui oui oui!
BLOOMBERG: And I’m the Mayor!
