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21 September 2011
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via passthemike

The reasons I will never buy an eReader.

  • The e-reader is a weapon.  You just have to throw it ninja-star style, straight and true.
  • “Wrong,” said millionaires with eReader stockpiles specifically for this purpose.
  • See #1.
  • The iPad2 “smart cover” has an ultimate tensile strength of 1,000 KSI*, so you might be wrong there.

*I totally made that up.

passthemike:

  • You can’t hollow out a eReader to hide booze or weapons.
  • It’s no fun to kill bugs with a tablet.
  • Giving my enemies paper cuts.
  • You can’t pick up girls with pretentious tablet covers.

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    These are very compelling arguments.
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    smell of e-readers isn’t...turn-on. When you fling one you dislike across the room,
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