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The reasons I will never buy an eReader.
- The e-reader is a weapon. You just have to throw it ninja-star style, straight and true.
- “Wrong,” said millionaires with eReader stockpiles specifically for this purpose.
- See #1.
- The iPad2 “smart cover” has an ultimate tensile strength of 1,000 KSI*, so you might be wrong there.
*I totally made that up.
- You can’t hollow out a eReader to hide booze or weapons.
- It’s no fun to kill bugs with a tablet.
- Giving my enemies paper cuts.
- You can’t pick up girls with pretentious tablet covers.
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These are very compelling arguments.
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smell of e-readers isn’t...turn-on. When you fling one you dislike across the room,
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