7 May 2009
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First (spoiler-free) thoughts on “Star Trek”:
- Amazing. Seriously. The Wrath Of Khan, then this. Maybe. Interchageable. Dunno. Conflicted. I kinda liked The Undiscovered Country as much as TWOK. This much is certain: Star Wars SUCKS. (Kidding!)
- Canon intact.
- I wonder if they meant to include an alien from one of the latter TNG films.
- Cast was great. Writing, superb. Music, amazing. Cinematography, top-notch. SFX, off-the-hook.
- I like the part where _______ and ______ did that ______ and even more ______ after she ________ and then _______ the _________ with _______! I mean, put some clothes on, dude.
- Hardcore Trekkies will be happy with this film.
- Softcore Trekkies will be all like, “LESS PORN!!!”
- Mr. Les Porn will be all like, “Hey softcore Trekkies, STFU!!!”
- Not a single set of Spock ears to be found. (Licky, you stood me up!)
- I should’ve bought popcorn.
