Anakin kills all the younglings.
— It was FUCKING AWESOME.
— Section 31 gets a mention. Niners, that’s for you.
— The villain isn’t who you think he is, which makes it totally worth it.
— A Tribble makes an appearance.
— Look for nice continuity touches, like the Kelvin memorial library and Ketha province on the Klingon homeworld.
— In one scene, you see the Phoenix from First Contact.
— Seriously, just go see the movie. It’s fucking awesome. Especially with wine and a friend.
“Star Trek Into Darkness” is about Jar Jar Binks’s adult film career.
There’s a guy in here quite cheesily selling trying to sell a DVD of a film he made or a book or something. SIT DOWN TUCKER MAX.
STAR TREK INTO POPCORN
mar-see-ah and I may or not be watching the latest installment of a certain sci-fi franchise.
DAVID HORSEY, writing in the Los Angeles Times, “The Real Scandal: IRS Gives Tax Exemptions to Political Partisans.”