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Sep 19

COOK YOUR HAGGIS WITH THAT THING?  Sorry Scotland — with 26 of 32 councils reporting, it’s probably no.  (Photo of flaming bagpipe player and maybe a kilted arsonist by Paul Hackett / Reuters via The Guardian)

COOK YOUR HAGGIS WITH THAT THING?  Sorry Scotland — with 26 of 32 councils reporting, it’s probably no.  (Photo of flaming bagpipe player and maybe a kilted arsonist by Paul Hackett / Reuters via The Guardian)

Sep 18

Did they take Scotland’s freedom?

Drownin’ me sorrows.

Drownin’ me sorrows.

Sep 17

“So the NFL succumbed to… beer pressure.” —

JON STEWART, on reports that the Minnesota Vikings reversed their decision to not suspend child abuser Adrian Peterson only after major league sponsor Anheuser Busch said they were “not yet satisfied” with how the NFL handled the case, on The Daily Show.

Stewart adds, “How crazy is this — a company that sells alcohol is the moral touchstone of the NFL… Maybe one of the only substances that is proven scientifically to increase the likelihood of domestic abuse — that company is saying to the NFL, ‘You’ve got a real problem here.”

Yep.

I mean, for fuck’s sake.

I mean, for fuck’s sake.

Sep 15

Men in the NFL deciding that men should get away with beating up women and abusing children and don’t you dare talk about concussions, you fucking wimp, just get the fuck back on the field.

Manly.

Dear Los Angeles Police Department:

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Love,

Jesus H. Christ

Sep 14

Rainbow-shaped sundog in the skies above Rockland County, NY.

Rainbow-shaped sundog in the skies above Rockland County, NY.

A thing I just saw. Rockland County, NY.

A thing I just saw. Rockland County, NY.

Sep 13

Make a wish.

Make a wish.

[video]

Sep 11

“You’re right. It’s terrible.” —

UNIDENTIFIED WOMAN, confirming receipt of a video at the National Football League’s executive offices on April 9; the footage shows former Baltimore Raven Ray Rice punching his then fiance Janay Palmer, rendering her unconscious.  

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said earlier this week that no one at the League had seen the video before handing down its initial two-game suspension for Rice.

(via the AP)

Baltimore’s finest… idiots.

Baltimore’s finest… idiots.

Sep 09

185% more pixels and screens as big as the Samsung Galaxy has been making them for years. And Tim Cook wants you to believe that the new iPhones are the biggest advance in iPhone history?

Sep 08

Kia has a new TV ad, the tagline for which says “Remember that girl you didn’t notice in high school? We’re kinda like that.” Hey, remember that car company that made those piece of shit cars when you were in high school? Kia is kinda like that.