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Jun 02

If you watched the post-game locker room coverage of Johan Santana's no-hitter last night, you may have seen balls. And a bat, if you know what I mean.

Thin red line. Rockland County, NY.

Thin red line. Rockland County, NY.

HOLLA.

HOLLA.

So that fan who ran onto the field after Johan Santana’s no-hitter last night and who got tackled by security? Turns out he was wearing a vintage Gary Carter jersey and made it all the way into the Mets’ huddle, whooping it up before being taken down.

So that fan who ran onto the field after Johan Santana’s no-hitter last night and who got tackled by security? Turns out he was wearing a vintage Gary Carter jersey and made it all the way into the Mets’ huddle, whooping it up before being taken down.

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Oh my God that fucking leg cramp last night.

Jun 01

“Wow, dad, President Obama wasn’t kidding about your ridic socks!” — GEORGE W. BUSH (Photo of George H.W. and Barbara Bush arriving at the White House for their son’s portrait unveiling by Getty Images via The New York Post)

“Wow, dad, President Obama wasn’t kidding about your ridic socks!”

— GEORGE W. BUSH

(Photo of George H.W. and Barbara Bush arriving at the White House for their son’s portrait unveiling by Getty Images via The New York Post)

“Hey listen George, thanks for coming.  Could you do me a solid?  Would you mind telling your Republican friends that I finished fighting the wars you started and that yes, I’m still trying to undo the economic damage wrought by your dizzyingly daft dependence on tax breaks for the rich?  I know you don’t think Mitt Romney’s a real conservative anyway.  Oh also tell your dad he’s got some ridiculous socks.  Trust me on that.  Kthxbai.” (Photo of President Obama shaking George W. Bush’s hand following a ceremony to unveil the former president’s official White House portrait by Reuters via the New York Post)

“Hey listen George, thanks for coming.  Could you do me a solid?  Would you mind telling your Republican friends that I finished fighting the wars you started and that yes, I’m still trying to undo the economic damage wrought by your dizzyingly daft dependence on tax breaks for the rich?  I know you don’t think Mitt Romney’s a real conservative anyway.  Oh also tell your dad he’s got some ridiculous socks.  Trust me on that.  Kthxbai.”

(Photo of President Obama shaking George W. Bush’s hand following a ceremony to unveil the former president’s official White House portrait by Reuters via the New York Post)

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“In five days, (if) his arm’s botherin’ him, I’m not gonna feel very good.” —

New York Mets manager TERRY COLLINS, during a press conference following Johan Santana’s no-hitter.

Santana, who returned this season following arm surgery and who is under strict pitch count guidelines, threw more than 130 pitches.

“I don’t even think I’ve thrown a no-hitter in video games.” —

JOHAN SANTANA, asked if he’s ever thrown a no-hitter at any level prior to the major leagues.

Heh.

“I’m happy for you guys. (Points to Mets fans.) Finally — the first one!” —

New York Mets starting pitcher JOHAN SANTANA, after throwing the first no-hitter in the team’s 8,020-game history.

Athletes who put the fans first: awesome.

TOP:  Johan Santana is smothered by his teammates, celebrating his no-hitter. BOTTOM:  Mets fan who ran onto field is smothered by Citi Field security, trying to celebrate Johan’s no-hitter.

TOP:  Johan Santana is smothered by his teammates, celebrating his no-hitter.

BOTTOM:  Mets fan who ran onto field is smothered by Citi Field security, trying to celebrate Johan’s no-hitter.