January 2009
drunk australians
Or get easily bored by CNN reporters.
prettyhowtown:
CNN always gets the hard news scoops.
Better than "jumbuck"
mabelmoments:
yonks noun
(Ireland, Australia) A longer time than expected.
This egg is taking to boil. Haven”t seen him in ! a long time; ages
I”ve been a teacher for - I should really try another career. Etymology: Unknown.One theory is that it comes from donkey’s years, donkey”s years, another is that it”s an initialism from Years, Months, weeks.
via allwords
(there ya go...
Must say which show you're watching!!!
amegnifiedlife:
shetoldmesomemore:
katy perry cannot sing. I should be up there on stage, if they want someone who can at least carry a tune. cheese and rice!!! WTF??
Exactly!
…LADY GAGA HAS BEEN GETTING THE PEEPS OUT OF THE SEATS.
– OH MAH GAH COOP DID YOU JUST SAY THAT I LOVE YOU.
You can’t do that - you just threw a rock at the Jonas Brothers!
– Anderson, to Kathy Griffin
I wanna try to start smoking. It looks so cool, everyone’s doing...
– David Spade, on his resolutions for 2009
I would just ONCE like to hear someone answer a...
TCM?!? Anyone else having a problem with this?
SNEAK ATTACK!!!!!!11!
wooliebear:inothernews:
Is TCM an MTV Network channel?
sistermarymartha:wooliebear:
Time Warner customers? Anyone?
Imma Comcaster. It’s playing.
It’s not midnight!
TCM?!? Anyone else having a problem with this?
Is TCM an MTV Network channel?
sistermarymartha:wooliebear:
Time Warner customers? Anyone?
Imma Comcaster. It’s playing.
He’s a bucket of crazy.
– Kathy Griffin on Tom Cruise
Ed, I’m gonna have to cut you off, ‘cause you’re too boring.
– -Kathy Griffin.
God, I love her. Just as I was thinking it- she said it.
(via sistermarymartha)
My mother is watching this also. She really wants to take a photo of the dogs celebrating New Year’s and send it in to Anderson. I put the kibosh on that.
(via carolinek)
I dunno, CNN. "Show us your party" sounds like...
Does Larry King have feet?
– Kathy Griffin
Dear LadyVee.
Who else is drunk here?
sistermarymartha:
Your drunkiness is so endearing. Plz to blog more.
Your promise ring is chafing.
– Anderson Cooper to Kathy Griffin, on Anderson’s New Year’s Eve special
Can I get a Pap smear from Dr. Sanjay Gupta?
– Kathy Griffin to Anderson Cooper on CNN New Year’s Eve special.
She is awesome.
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Who says TV anchors have no moves? | HeadCandy →
Ha ha ha, cute. I’m just imagining all my print reporter friends and what they might say, watching the video. Their heads might explode. :-)
hikergirl:
“WGN-TV weekend anchors Robert Jordan and Jackie Bange do a little dance number each Saturday and Sunday night during their telecast’s first commercial break. Word is that it started out as a short 10-second dance, but now they have...
December 2008
Official Air Force Document: How to Respond to a... →
Oh. My. Dear. Lord. Shall we visit together with this rager, my gosh?
chfdigital:
Two thoughts on this:
Geez, that’s quite the document there.
This is your tax dollars at work.
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There's At Least ONE Smart Politico In Illinois -... →
I think for this bit of Blagojevich news we can both laugh AND cry.
A day after Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich of Illinois appointed Roland W. Burris to fill President-elect Barack Obama’s former Senate seat, new details emerged about how the governor worked behind closed doors to make the appointment, and the United States attorney prosecuting Mr. Blagojevich on corruption charges sought a 90-day...
Anyone wanna buy a (former) Gawker website? →
Consumerist to Consumer Reports; Defamer for sale.
(via the mothership)
Confession: I bitch about people not knowing about...
Let’s be friends.
(via sistermarymartha)
If _____ was one of the "most memorable" things in...
One word: CONTENT. For the media, that is.
spintree:
forwhenifeellikesharing: :-p
Today's Resolution Report
I need to start commenting MORE.
blogebrity:prettyhowtown:
Gawker media, why can’t I quit commenting on you, dammit?
Anyone else majorly loving this snow??
It’s just the perfect amount, too.
chfdigital:bigcrush:
YAY!
How sad is it that I had to read Tumblr in order to realize it’s snowing outside?