May 2013
Someone on Tumblr just called me “the Guy Fieri of bloggers.”  I didn’t know syphillitic dickholes could type on keyboards.
May 19th
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iamalfff asked: Hello ION! Say I want to watch Star Trek. Where do I start? Which series do I watch?
May 19th
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Celtics out so let’s go Knicks!
May 19th
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Hi!
May 18th
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Gizmodo says it would cost $478,947,711,160 to... →
Good thing that in Star Trek’s timeline, they don’t use money in the future.
May 17th
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With cicadas set to emerge from the ground this year after a 17-year sleep, WNBC TV here in New York City did something neat: they followed up on a couple they had interviewed during the last great cicada invasion in 1996.  Then they went a step further and dug up a news piece from 1979 on the same issue.  From the ridiculous Star Trek-inspired set to the sit-down stand-up by the correspondent,...
May 17th
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So the San Francisco Giants baseball team agreed to a $4 million contract with pitcher Jeremy Affeldt back in 2010.  But instead of writing $4 million on the contract, some dope with the team wrote $4.5 million.  Since it was legally binding, Affeldt could’ve walked away with an extra $500K.   He gave it back instead.
May 17th
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Disney quietly backtracks, won't reboot Merida... →
In related news, Disney no longer thinks the public is a bunch of idiots.
May 17th
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I know today’s Friday, but I’ll go on record and say my favorite day this week was Wednesday. No doubt.
May 17th
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May 16th
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Is it funny that some dude decided to give away clothing, made by a company whose CEO is a fucking douchenozzle, to homeless people, then making a video of it and gaining instant fame and notoriety as a result  of what at least one news outlet called a “creative way to readjust the Abercrombie and Fitch brand”? I mean I hate A&F more than the next guy, but the answer is still no,...
May 16th
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No word yet on who President Obama will appoint to...
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MASHABLE: "Police were called to calm Star Wars... →
This is, of course, what happens when you bring a sonic screwdriver to a lightsaber fight. Or vice-versa.
May 16th
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The great thing about "Star Trek Into Darkness"...
It’s clear that JJ has found a way to pull off that perfect balance — two films in a row — of a movie made for the spectrum of Star Trek fans and the non-Trekkies among us.  He’s figured out that there’s no need to Trek up a Star Trek film outside of the commonest elements — starships, Starfleet, redshirts etc. — and that subtle acknowledgements of...
May 16th
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My singing voice is infinitely better after a few swigs of alcohol. Ask anyone who may have heard me belting out “The Drugs Don’t Work” on the subway tonight. I think.
May 16th
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Spoiler alert re: "Star Trek Into Darkness":
Anakin kills all the younglings.
May 16th
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Spoiler-free review of "Star Trek Into Darkness":
— It was FUCKING AWESOME. — Section 31 gets a mention. Niners, that’s for you. — The villain isn’t who you think he is, which makes it totally worth it. — A Tribble makes an appearance. — Look for nice continuity touches, like the Kelvin memorial library and Ketha province on the Klingon homeworld. — In one scene, you see the Phoenix from First...
May 16th
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Qciita amazing!
May 16th
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Tears a pest !?!
May 16th
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Asssh drinking in he theater to
May 16th
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Kirk is crying
May 16th
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SPOILER ALERT:
“Star Trek Into Darkness” is about Jar Jar Binks’s adult film career.
May 16th
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WASH POST: "In damage control mode after... →
May 15th
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“After the Supreme Court’s notorious Citizens United decision in 2010 that opened...”
– DAVID HORSEY, writing in the Los Angeles Times, “The Real Scandal: IRS Gives Tax Exemptions to Political Partisans.” Yep.
May 15th
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May 15th
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Things that are still true about President Obama.
He does not want to take your guns. He does not want anything more than to ensure most Americans have access to healthcare. He does not sic the IRS on his political enemies. He will not politicize a terrorist attack that killed four Americans. Deal with it.
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I'd wipe my ass with Abercrombie & Fitch clothes... →
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“After dragging 46 bodies from the streets near his hometown on the Syrian coast,...”
– The New York Times, “An Atrocity in Syria, With No Victim Too Small”
May 15th
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