June 2012
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If you watched the post-game locker room coverage... →
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NY TIMES: Hosni Mubarak sentenced to life... →
Oh my God that fucking leg cramp last night.
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Slimy infomercials:
Anything with Montel Williams
Anything talking about “reverse mortgages”
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“In five days, (if) his arm’s botherin’ him, I’m not gonna feel...”
– New York Mets manager TERRY COLLINS, during a press conference following Johan Santana’s no-hitter.
Santana, who returned this season following arm surgery and who is under strict pitch count guidelines, threw more than 130 pitches.
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“I don’t even think I’ve thrown a no-hitter in video games.”
– JOHAN SANTANA, asked if he’s ever thrown a no-hitter at any level prior to the major leagues.
Heh.
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“I’m happy for you guys. (Points to Mets fans.) Finally — the first...”
– New York Mets starting pitcher JOHAN SANTANA, after throwing the first no-hitter in the team’s 8,020-game history.
Athletes who put the fans first: awesome.
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Johan Santana has thrown the first no-hitter in...
Can't believe I'm rooting for the Mets right now. ...
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Holy shit I thought that was a looper up the...
Cardinals hitter gets hit on the hand
Umpire rules he wasn’t hit
Cardinals hitter strikes out on next pitch
Johan’s no-hitter intact
Whatever you do don't jinx the New York Mets'...
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“A Florida judge on Friday revoked the bond of George Zimmerman, who has been...”
– The New York Times, “Judge Rules Zimmerman Must Go Back to Jail.”
It’s amazing how his lawyer somehow missed the $200,000 in that legal defense fund, isn’t it?
Like, he’s a lawyer.
And that’s a legal defense fund.
Which the lawyer claims to not have known...
Here's a Chance to Take On Republican Hate-Talk... →
There is a little known regulation at the FCC called the Zapple Doctrine, which is an offshoot of the Fairness Doctrine and of Section 315(a) of the Communications Act, which says that, in the 60 days prior to an election, if a broadcaster offers free airtime to one major party candidate, it must offer free airtime to the other major party candidate. Zapple expands this definition to include...
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Two weeks ago Facebook stock was going for $38 a...
alexiablogberg asked: Ok if you are a baseball fan in general, you respect players like Jeter. He's had immense success, a clean career, and stayed with the same team over all these years. Guy is a class act - except that one time against the Rays when he pretended he got hit by a pitch (but I have let that go since I would have done the same thing.)
son-thats-the-question asked: People give 2 shits about baseball?
Isn’t it funny how people can’t stand that Derek Jeter has had so much baseball success and that they can’t do a damned thing that would take away his five world championship rings?
Bitter, bitter, bitter.
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The group One Million Moms. Being assholes and... →
June the 1st.
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All these supposedly epic science fiction films and the best they can do is name planets and spaceships after characters from Greek mythology.
Jon Stewart's rant againt Bloomberg's soda /...
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“We didn’t finish paying off all of our student loans until about eight...”
– President BARACK OBAMA, on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.
The president says he and Michelle paid for their college educations with loans. He attended Occidental College from 1979-81, then Columbia from ‘81-83, followed by Harvard Law from 1988-91; Michelle went to Princeton and graduated...
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Hey you guys so you know I’m sort of a reality show junkie so a few years back TLC had this show about Southwest Airlines and life at the airport, remember that? Well it’s back and it’s awesome, IDGAF.
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Exchange between the "official pronouncer" and a...
NICHOLAS: Can I have the spelling?
(Laughter from audience.)
PRONOUNCER (laughing a little): Oh, I hope I don't have to give you that.
NICHOLAS (not missing a beat): Can I have the spelling.... please?
May 2012
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