January 2012
Has someone Photoshopped the "Beats" logo onto...
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“It was his newsletter, and it was under his name, so he always got to see the...”
– Ron Paul’s former secretary (and current supporter) Renae Hathway • Discussing the perceived-racist newsletters that went out under his name, and he has largely disowned since then. If he edited the newsletters, clearly this would contradict what Paul himself has said about them. The Paul campaign...
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Lego man in space: one (very) small step
Two teenagers from Toronto sent a Lego man carrying a Canadian flag into the stratosphere. Mathew Ho and Asad Muhammad, both 17, attached four cameras to a balloon carrying the toy astronaut 24km above Earth. A week after launch they recovered their Lego man in a field, and discovered they had captured...
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“Egypt banned at least 10 Americans and Europeans from leaving the country,...”
– Time magazine, “Egypt Bans Travel for Ten U.S. Citizens”
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And now for something completely different, but... →
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WASH POST: "The nation’s on-and-off economic... →
Today in news the Republican presidential candidates will ignore.
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NY TIMES: "Mitt Romney and his wife, Ann, made... →
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“This war has to be fought with a scale and a duration and a savagery that is...”
– Then-Congressman NEWT GINGRICH, in April, 1988, declaring “civil war” on those big, bad liberals.
Newt Gingrich, forever versed in the politics of hate.
(via the New York Times)
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Leave it to former Nike CEO Phil Knight, whose... →
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I guess Catholics in Cranston, Rhode Island have... →
jamfloydandturismo asked: combat operations didn't end in Iraq until almost 3/4 of the way through Obama's term, troops were increased in Afghanistan (and pushed into Pakistan), and we unilaterally (and unconstitutionally) enforced a no-fly-zone over Libya. so yes, Ron Paul is correct. Obama expanded the wars during his term.
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“Banks are scared to death, of course. They’re feeling the same thing that...”
– MITT ROMNEY, during a campaign event on Jan. 25, 2012, via The Colbert Report
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“Big Republican debate tonight in Florida. It is the 19th of the season. One...”
– STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report
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“When we have 13,000 Americans living on the Moon, they can petition to become a...”
– NEWT GINGRICH.
Oh, this just gets awesomer and awesomer.
(via The Daily Show)
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“By the end of my second term, we will have a base on the Moon, and it will be...”
– NEWT GINGRICH, in remarks to supporters on January 25th, via The Daily Show.
I’m all for space exploration, but dude is high.
Please read and reblog. →
35andlovingit:
This is a cousin of a friend of mine :(
unruled:
So, let me get this straight: the Republicans were talking about moon colonies tonight when we don’t even have a space fleet?
Plan 9-9-9 From Outer Space
Aliens: Deportation
Star Trek… To A Second-Place Finish
Star Wars Against Iran
Total Recall Scott Walker
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“I live in the private sector.”
– MITT ROMNEY.
The private sector is like six big-ass houses.
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“He promises to end the wars, but the wars expand.”
– Republican presidential candidate RON PAUL, on Barack Obama.
Funny, I thought combat operations in Iraq were over and that we’re drawing down troops in Afghanistan. But hey, why let facts get in the way.
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“One of the reasons I’m running is that there has been an increasingly...”
– Other God soldier and of course Republican NEWT GINGRICH, who let’s face it probably couldn’t fight in any war, much less a war on Christianity.
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“I would …seek the guidance of providence in making critical decisions. ...”
– Republican soldier of a Christian or Mormon or whatever God MITT ROMNEY, when asked what role his religious beliefs would have during his presidency.
“Jesus H. Christ,” said Jesus H. Christ.
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And so is Newt Gingrich, who goes a step further...
So Mitt Romney is basically telling this...
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“I think it’s amazing that Barack Obama is worried about an Arab Spring;...”
– Republican presidential hopeful NEWT GINGRICH, who I guess is saying that we should ignore the tens of millions of people looking to free themselves from under the thumbs of dictators in the Middle East and North Africa while he ignores that President Obama has actually done something concrete in...
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Rick Santorum's wife wrote a book on manners. ...
Dear Ron Paul:
You say that “government shouldn’t be involved — leave healthcare to the people” like healthcare insurers wouldn’t, having been freed of any and all restraints and regulations, come right in and straight up fuck those people in the ear in every which way possible. Because they have never, ever done that before, right doctor?
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“Rick, I make enough mistakes in what I say.”
– Mistake-proof Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY.
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“I believe the people of each state should be able to craft (universal...”
– Romneycare denier MITT ROMNEY, about his love of Romneycare in Massachusetts, and saying that if he were governor of Massachusetts again, he could make Romneycare even better!
Idiot.
Rick Google Santorum just called Mitt Romneycare...
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The Hartford (CT.) Courant is on Tumblr! "Thomas... →
That deserves an oh snap and a two thumbs waaaay up.
Transcript of tonight's Republican debate.
MODERATOR: Hi. Here we are again. Let's get right to it and start with Speaker Gingrich. Sir, please don't get mad tonight.
GINGRICH: No.
ROMNEY: Freddie Mac! Resigned in disgrace! I'll release my 2012 taxes after I'm President! (Smarmy laugh.)
PAUL: Why am I here?
SANTORUM: I still hate gay people. And I'm still a huge dick. Look at my sweater vest! Obama's a Muslim!
MODERATOR: Does anyone here have anything of substance to offer?
GINGRICH: I hear Santorum is some sort of substance.
(All laugh. Except Santorum, whose wife runs onto the stage.)
MRS. SANTORUM: Don't pick on my husband! He just hates gay people!
MODERATOR: Security, please escort Mrs. Santorum off the stage.
ROMNEY: I pay Cayman Islands offshore taxes investments Bain Capital, uh, universal healthcare reform no, Obama must go!
PAUL: Why am I here?
SANTORUM: Still with the hating of the gay people. Sweater vests! (Takes off shirt.)
MODERATOR: Thanks all. We're going to commercial and when we come back, I'm going to ask the candidates, "Why even bother?" Stay tuned.
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Or don't, it's cool.
Hire me.
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