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28 January 2012
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"Louie"

LOUIE: So what's up, man?
EDDIE: Okay, look. I know I burned our bridge, you know? We're old friends and all that, hurray. But I have no bridges left. I've burned all the bridges, I've burned the roads, I've burned the trails. I've burned the hiking path. It's all gone.
LOUIE: So what do you need?
EDDIE: I don't need anything. I just wanna talk to you. I wanna tell you something.
LOUIE: Okay.
EDDIE (mocking): Okay? Okay?
LOUIE: Yeah, I'm listening. Go ahead.
EDDIE: Look, man -- I'm cashing in. I'm done. I'm forty-shit years old. I got nothing; I got nobody. I don't want anything. I don't want anybody. And that's the worst part, when the want goes. That's bad. I mean suffering is one thing, or not having is one thing -- but when you just don't care anymore? You know, I've gone soft in the last three pussies I've been in. You get to a point where you don't... maybe it's time to put a period at the end of my whatever this was.
LOUIE: So you're gonna quit comedy?
EDDIE: How dense are you? Comedy? Who gives a shit about comedy, man?
LOUIE: Well then, what are you talking about?
EDDIE: My life. I'm going to end it.
(LOUIE is shocked.)
EDDIE: I went to a doctor -- listen to me. I went to a doctor, and I was just trying to get a scrip for Ambien. And I'm bullshitting the guy, you know the whole "fear of flying" nonsense, like I've ever been on a plane in my career, and the doctor gets a look on his face like he knows. Like he's gonna chuck me out of the office. (Beat, then reaches into his pocket.) All of a sudden, he gives me these. (Holding medicine bottle.) It's phenomedrine.
LOUIE: What is it?
EDDIE: He tells me "Only take one of these a week." It's like the strongest, most dangerous shit this side of Bangkok. He tells me "Do not take more than one; two of these will stop your heart."
LOUIE (in disbelief): A doctor gave you that?
EDDIE: Yeah. It made no sense at first. I mean look at me. You're gonna take one look at me, you're gonna give me these with a verbal warning?
LOUIE: Why would he do that?
EDDIE: Because he TOOK one look at me and he realized that's the only prescription that's gonna improve my life. That's death.
LOUIE: Jesus Christ, Eddie.
EDDIE: No. The guy's right. I mean, the guy probably deserves a Nobel Prize. And I don't need a second opinion. I'm going to Maine, I'm gonna do my show, get a lobster roll maybe, get a motel room, and then throw three of these things down my head with some cognac.
LOUIE: Why are you here telling me this right now?
EDDIE: I don't know. I guess I just wanted to say goodbye to someone. If I leave a note, it's just gonna get burned with my clothes. So I figured you for the one guy that I could say "Adios" to.
LOUIE: Eddie, this is bullshit. You can't kill yourself.
EDDIE: Oh yes I can -- I have a note from my doctor.
LOUIE: I don't give a shit what that guy said -- you can't do that.
EDDIE: And why can't I do that?
LOUIE: Because! (Loss for words.)
EDDIE: Louie, look me in the eye and tell me I have one good reason to live.
(Long pause, then--)
LOUIE: No.
EDDIE: See, you got nothing.
LOUIE: No, Im not playing that. I'm not doing it.
EDDIE: What do you mean?
LOUIE: I mean fuck you, man. I got my reasons to live. I worked hard to figure out what they are. I'm not just handing them to you, okay? I mean, you want a reason to live, have a drink of water, and get some sleep, wake up in the morning and try again like everybody else does.
EDDIE: Yeah, yeah -- tough love.
LOUIE: No -- NO love. Okay? More like tough not giving a shit anymore, Eddie. If you wanna tap out 'cause your life is shit, you know what? It's not your life. It's LIFE. It's life is bigger than you. If you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess -- it's something that you take part in. And you witness.
EDDIE (laughing): You are so excited right now. That you get to give the big speech. You would love to be the guy that talks this loser -- who you never think about -- out of suicide, so you can feel better about yourself. (Beat.) This is not about you, Louie. It's just me saying goodbye, it was nice to know you when I knew you.
LOUIE: You know, you're laying all this shit on me --
(Arguing couple walks by, interrupting them; they share a short laugh.)
LOUIE: Listen man, I -- I haven't seen you in 20 years. And you're right -- I don't think much about you. I hope you don't... kill yourself. I really do. (Beat.) But I gotta go home. I gotta pick up my kids in the morning.
(They shake hands, and hug.)
LOUIE: Good luck in Maine, okay?
(One last exchange of glances, before LOUIE walks away, and EDDIE drives off.)

#louie

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That episode of Louie, “Eddie,” is positively heart-rending.

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moviescore:

John WILLIAMS
“The Reunion”
War Horse (2011)

(for treebeards)

BE BRAVE!!!  BE BRAVE!!!

#john williams #war horse

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joshsternberg:

I blame it on the tourists. Isn’t that what New Yorkers are supposed to do, blame everything on the tourists?

Don’t fly with me,

don’t fly, don’t fly away.

If you can use

some exotic cruise —

we will be sure you’re delayed!

Don’t fly with me,

don’t fly, don’t fly away…

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proventimes:

A really good documentary about the old railways in New York. Check it out. I guarantee you will enjoy it.

(Source: vimeo.com)

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Heh?

Heh?

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zeitvox:

Joe Scarborough »

…The beautiful NFL Hall of Famer then quietly moved in for the kill.

Turning to the Speaker, who a year earlier had been named Time Magazine’s person of the year, Largent said, “Newt, you were the one who drafted the contract and then told us to sign it. Now, you’re the one pressuring us to break it. But Newt, if I wasn’t intimidated by the thought of 250 pound linebackers who wanted to kill me every time I crossed the field, why would I be intimidated by you?”

And with that, the speakership of Newt Gingrich was over. A year later, he would be driven from power and sent into a political wilderness from which he emerged 14 years later on a Saturday night in South Carolina.

Gingrich’s precipitous fall from power was the result of arrogance, self-satisfaction and a fatal tendency to flit from issue to issue — and even from core conviction to core conviction — in the seeming belief that if he spoke well enough (and used as many adverbs as possible), no one would notice that he was doing something he had equally eloquently (and equally adverbially) opposed before.  >continue<

#steve largent #newt gingrich #republicans #gop #politics #2012 #contract with america

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via ursulasteinberg
This&#8217;ll do for today.

This’ll do for today.

(Source: the-end-is-comming)

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Is it worth spending about $90 to fix a four-year-old Gateway laptop (broken screen hinges, loose power adapter connection, running Windows Vista [yes, Vista]) but otherwise fine?

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&#8220;Google’s homepage &#8216;Doodle&#8217; on Saturday celebrates the 125th anniversary of the largest  recorded snowflake — a stone-cold behemoth said to be 15 inches in  diameter. The freakishly massive flake reportedly drifted —  or perhaps  plummeted — to earth at Montana’s Fort Keogh in 1887.&#8221;
(via the Washington Post)

“Google’s homepage ‘Doodle’ on Saturday celebrates the 125th anniversary of the largest recorded snowflake — a stone-cold behemoth said to be 15 inches in diameter. The freakishly massive flake reportedly drifted — or perhaps plummeted — to earth at Montana’s Fort Keogh in 1887.”

(via the Washington Post)

#google

27 January 2012
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Miserable.

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On Tumblr&#8217;s recommendation.

On Tumblr’s recommendation.

#sherlock

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Nookflix.

Nookflix.