Dear whoever the fuck is playing their voicemails on speaker phone in the library.
Duck down, yell SHUT THAT SHIT THE FUCK UP! and let us know how it goes. It should go well.
kill yourself.
Duck down, yell SHUT THAT SHIT THE FUCK UP! and let us know how it goes. It should go well.
kill yourself.
I love living in my neck of the woods.
Gothamist: Attempt at Condom Refund Ends in Humiliation, Arrest (via lowlife) (via cvxn)
For Gawkerer monkeyrash. I told you so, and you owe me a drink. :-)
So, we’re Link-ing to this then? (ducks)
Feist (with Gonzales) - “Lovertits” (Peaches cover)
This always reminded me of the music from Zelda.
Inclusion-wise, is this list like, half-accidental, half-non-accidental? Such is flame fame.
Most Despised Internet Microcelebrities
(via Gawker)
I too have achieved this level of lameness. But truth is I rather enjoy these dreams.
…you have dreams where you spend a lot of time sitting around reading your Tumblr dashboard and reblogging imagined posts.
A whole new level of lame! YAY ME!
I assume they are referring to the vehicle and not the driver and/or some other poor unfortunate soul.