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4 June 2012
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Here, England.  Celebrate this instead.

Here, England.  Celebrate this instead.

#jubilee #jollibee

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60 years in the same job. She deserves to be rewarded.

— 

A BRITISH PERSON, interviewed on Good Morning America about the Queen’s jubilee.

Yes, a massive palace, boundless real estate holdings, crown jewels and other well-earned (right?) assorted riches aren’t enough.

Also hey, how many others are in line for that “job”?

Fancy the Queen.

#queen elizabeth

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Woke up, realized it was 330am, and was like fuck that, I’m watching Mad Men.

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MIAMI BEAT   Boston point guard Rajon Rondo bowls over Miami’s Mario Chalmers in the 4th quarter of the Celtics’ 93-91 overtime win against the Heat.  Star Lebron James fouled out of the game — for only the fourth time in his non-storied career and the first in his playoff history — and Dwyane Wade missed an open three-pointer in the game’s final seconds, because who are bigger chokers than the Heat?  The series is tied two games apiece; Game Five is in Miami Tuesday.  (Photo: Jim Rogash / Getty Images via the New York Daily News)
This photograph is a glorious photograph.

MIAMI BEAT   Boston point guard Rajon Rondo bowls over Miami’s Mario Chalmers in the 4th quarter of the Celtics’ 93-91 overtime win against the Heat.  Star Lebron James fouled out of the game — for only the fourth time in his non-storied career and the first in his playoff history — and Dwyane Wade missed an open three-pointer in the game’s final seconds, because who are bigger chokers than the Heat?  The series is tied two games apiece; Game Five is in Miami Tuesday.  (Photo: Jim Rogash / Getty Images via the New York Daily News)

This photograph is a glorious photograph.

#miami heat #mario chalmers #boston celtics #basketball #rajon rondo #sports #news

3 June 2012
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  • mango ice cream
  • coconut ice cream
  • pineapple slices
  • orgy of above in your mouth
  • guh, food dream

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(h/t socratescloset)

(h/t socratescloset)

#jumped the shark #amercia

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Your Dashboard.

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  • Tumblr is poetry
  • Tumblr is drink
  • Tumblr is how you
  • blog when you think

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  • “Dear boy in outer space”
  • laugh ass off for days and weeks and months and well into 2013

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  • If only six fellow Tumblrers get a joke post that’s kinda awesome
  • like you and they belong to some secret club
  • called “the sound of one hand clapping club”
  • shots.

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What if AMC made “Angry Birds” and some Finnish dudes made “Mad Men”?

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notesonascandal:

“Dear Boy In Outerspace…”

Best.

(Source: einsteinonacid)

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nedhepburn:

Barack Obama by Martin Schoeller.

nedhepburn:

Barack Obama by Martin Schoeller.

#obama

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  • Editing a client’s blog post like a boss.
  • Wondering how I can get in touch with Wil Wheaton like a boss.
  • Bullet point Tumblr post like a boss.

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via laughterkey
laughterkey:

sourfruitlyman:

sneak-peak
sneak-peak
sneak-peak

STEALTH MOUNTAIN!
Seriously, though, who the fuck is spellchecking this shit?

SNEAK-PEAK AMERCIA.

laughterkey:

sourfruitlyman:

sneak-peak

sneak-peak

sneak-peak

STEALTH MOUNTAIN!

Seriously, though, who the fuck is spellchecking this shit?

SNEAK-PEAK AMERCIA.